science is fun!!

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron, "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bar tender said, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind."
"Hey, what's the problem?"
"Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms."
The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

Do you believe in evolution?